pls punch me in the face

seaprincessminami:

When someone tries to scare me off with their bad puns

image

lookatthisfuckingoppressor:

lilacblossoms:

the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers

God, and they have to keep making up words. What’s wrong with “big ass triangles”?

Quentin Tarantino: I'm making another movie
Guy who makes fake blood for a living: *rubs hands together*
gingerhaze:
“best friends club
”

gingerhaze:

best friends club

samswilson:

The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It’s an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.

taggedbae:
“ fuck i hate this meme
”

taggedbae:

fuck i hate this meme

just-shower-thoughts:

“Ryan Reynolds” sounds like an actual superhero’s secret identity.